Pro wrestling fans were stunned into silence and disappointment Saturday night when The Rock appeared at Elimination Chamber alongside (INSERT NAME OF INSEESSARY AND UNWANTED RAP STAR) who joined the attack on Cody Rhodes for reasons never explained.
WWE has a long history of including redundant rappers at WrestleMania, such as when (GENERIC FORGETTABLE RAPPER) teamed up with John Cena, then (ANOTHER GENERIC R&B CLOWN) lip-synced to a 28-minute medley of songs most wrestling fans didn’t want to hear.
At Saturday’s event, (THE UNWANTED RAPPER) sided with The Rock and new villain John Cena, although the entire segment would have been much more powerful and effective if it had. no included (THIS YEAR’S UNWANTED CELEBRITY CROSSOVER IN WWE).
(UNWANTED RAPPER)’s actions during Saturday’s brawl showed that he doesn’t really understand how wrestling works and will upset the main event at WrestleMania, just like (ANOTHER RAPPER FROM AHEAD) and (TRASH FROM THE JERSEY SHORE).
HEY WRESTLING FAN. YOUR JEWELRY SHOULD BE MORE FUN
