Patriotic professional wrestler Mr. America announced this week that he is retiring as the spokesperson for Real American Beer.
Mr America, dressed in his trademark mask with slicked back blonde hair, accompanied Jim’s ‘Mouth of the South’ at a press conference this morning, where the duo address ‘beer maniacs’.
Mr. America replaces Hulk Hogan as the beer company’s “talking bro” after Hogan was fired after an embarrassing appearance on Netflix (Mr. Nanny).
The return of Mr. America will likely lead to conspiracy theorists speculating about his true identity, with some claiming (without evidence) that the man behind the mask is actually Hogan.
Of course, this theory is unfounded, given that we have already proven it Mr. America was played by Dan Spivey.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, BROTHER!:
