Linda McMahon, the former WWE matriarch who was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame by Donald Trump for dismantling education in the United States, broke out of her catatonic stupor today with a swift jab at the department’s grapefruits.
Linda, the long-suffering wife of WWE mogul Vince McMahon, is known for her ability to kick herself in the groin while getting out of her wheelchair during catatonic breaks from reality.
The US Department of Education doubled over in pain, and the widespread idiocy of America’s youth was allowed to continue unchecked.
As American education continues its downward spiral, the popularity of professional wrestling has experienced a corresponding rise.
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