Wrestling fans around the world are rejoicing in unison after it was revealed that legendary superstar Glacier will finally be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.
Glacier (real name Todd Glaisher) dominated World Championship Wrestling (WCW) from 1996 to 1996, taking down some of the biggest stars in the sport, from Bark to Buff Bagwell to Sonny Onu.
“It’s about time,” exclaimed veteran wrestling reporter Dan Mutzler. “Glacier is definitely on the Mount Rushmore of wrestling stars, and it’s time for him to get the recognition he deserves.”
While WWE has yet to announce who will be inducting Glacier, rumors have it that big names like Steve Austin, Ted Turner, or even WWE Hall of Famer Donald Jimmy-Jem Trump.
Upon hearing the news of his impending draft, Glaser performed a silent, two-minute karate “kata” routine and yelled “hii-yah.” at the end.
Riot, loyalty, respect? Pfft this is more like.
