Wrestling fans everywhere are confused today after it was revealed that Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel will be among the inaugural inductees into the new WWE Hall of Fake.
While “fake” used to be the most offensive four-letter word in wrestling, WWE says it’s now “reclaiming” the word, marking the most fake failures and follies in the company’s history.
“This is the biggest fake honor I could ever imagine,” Fake Diesel said in a fake statement.
Other inductees for the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2024 include:
- Kane’s burnt face
- All the Doinks who weren’t Matt Bourne
- Mei Yang child’s hand
- CEO of Anonymous Raw Materials
- The Renegade (False Warrior Award Winner)
According to one behind-the-scenes source, who asked not to be named Adam P. (or A. Pierce, we forget which), said the company will soon announce the introduction of Fake Undertaker as well.
Wrestling fans can visit the WWE Hall of Fame because it, like the WWE Hall of Fame, is a fake place.
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