Rumors are swirling backstage at World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) about the possibility of a WrestleMania “dream match” between the multi-talented Brock Lesnar and Macaulay Culkin, WWE’s most popular superstar on the Netflix premiere.
The former child star received a huge standing ovation (the opposite of Hulk Hogan’s reception) on WWE Raw, which reportedly prompted WWE CEO Paul Levesque-Helmsley-McMahon-Rising to offer Culkin a lucrative WrestleMania contact on the spot.
Culkin has not publicly commented on the news, although a source close to him, who asked to be identified only as Kieren, said Macaulay slapped her cheeks with her palm and screamed in excitement with her mouth wide open when she heard the news.
Most pundits believe that Culkin doesn’t stand a chance against Lesnar, but those skeptics underestimate Culkin’s ability to make devastating weapons out of common household items like marbles and paint cans.
