WWE Hall of Famer and US President Donald J. Amid escalating tensions with Trump, Canadian Prime Minister Jacques Rougeau announced this week that Canada’s border guards will be armed with sophisticated livestock products to kill illegal loggers.
“We always get our man,” Rougeau said at a news conference flanked by Canadian Foreign Minister Melanie Joly, Finance Minister Raymond Rougeau and US Ambassador Jimmy Hart.
Prime Minister Roujo announced during a press conference At Tunney Tower in Ottawa, that high-tech cattle products would dramatically reduce the flow of controlled ICO PRO material across the Canada-US border.
Border guards armed with cattle prods would also deter illegal immigration across the US-Canada border, thus finally preventing those dirty, unfit Americans from visiting the better version of Niagara Falls.
