WWE Hall of Famer and presidential candidate Donald Trump got “colored” (aka bled) “the hard way” in wrestling parlance at a recent campaign event.
Usually, WWE Superstars like Mr. Trump get color using a secret technique called “blading” where the wrestler secretly uses a hidden angle. razor blade to cut the ketchup packet to rub on one’s face.
But Trump, who headlined WrestleMania 23’s “Battle of the Billionaires” vs. (NAME REDACTED), got juiced “the hard way,” not with a well-placed punch or elbow to the eyebrow, but with a precision bullet that clipped the ear.
Fans watching the rally saw Trump defiantly pump his fist in the air and yell “fight” several times, which veteran wrestling reporter Dan Mutzler said “basically confirms” an imminent WWE return.
