Exiled sports-entertainment mogul Vince McMahon wanted to watch the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) debut on Netflix, but he forgot his password and no one in the family would let him use their account.
A source close to the McMahon family revealed today that Vince desperately tried all of his old passwords, including Geneticjackhammer_69, BarkingTrish and Password1, but he left a Post-It note with his current password on his private jet.
The rest of the McMahon family reportedly refuses to allow Vince to use their Netflix accounts, largely because his viewing habits (World War II documentaries and British baking contests) interfere with their algorithmic recommendations.
Vince reportedly texted multiple WWE stars today asking if he could watch Netflix at their homes.
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