1. Bills (last week no. 2; 3-0): Bills are no. 1, but Adam West’s Batman uniforms would be no. 32.
2. Chiefs (No. 4; 3-0): The Chiefs are back. . . to play with their food before they win easily.
3. 49ers (No. 5; 3-0): They’re dropping like flies, but they’re still winning every week.
4. Broncos (No. 6; 2-1): The Rams let the Broncos hang around long enough to steal it.
5. Jaguars (No. 7; 2-1): Get used to the possibility of seeing a lot of tea in LA during Super Bowl week.
6. Seahawks (No. 1; 2-1): We’ll soon find out if the loss in Washington was an aberration or a warning.
7. Bengals (No. 3; 2-1): You can’t beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh by constantly shooting yourself in the foot.
8. Rams (No. 9; 1-2): With the Eagles and Bills out, the Rams should quickly wash away Sunday night’s result.
9. Vikings (No. 11; 3-0): Just when it looked like they might need JJ McCarthy at some point this season, they traded him.
10. Bears (No. 12; 2-1): They should ride Case Keenum until Caleb Williams returns.
11. Eagles (No. 8; 2-1): Who misses AJ Brown the most? His current team or his previous one?
12. Ravens (No. 13; 2-1): Big teams win games they feel destined to lose.
13. Steelers (No. 18; 2-1): There is little magic left in the Steelers after Tomlin.
14. Lions (No. 16; 2-1): Defense still not good enough.
15. Raiders (No. 22; 3-0): Kirk-3-and-oh Chainz.
16. Giants (No. 17; 2-1): How long will Jameis Winston hold the starting job?
17. Texans (No. 10; 0-3): Offense needed some improvement. Instead, the defense deteriorated more than a little.
18. Browns (No. 23; 2-1): The Browns aren’t the Browns.
19. Saints (No. 15; 1-2): It’s unclear how many games they’ll win, but they’ll all be fun to watch.
20. Patriots (No. 14; 1-2): There was blood on the ball; now there is blood in the water.
21. Cowboys (No. 20; 1-2): How early can they start creating ads for 2027?
22. Falcons (No. 32; 1-2): Michael Penix Jr. it was ready to go, just in time.
23. Commanders (No. 30; 1-2): Marcus Mariota’s performance will accelerate Jayden Daniels’ comeback.
24. Colts (No. 27; 1-2): The losing streak is over, but the Colts are still a long way from getting back to where they were before last year’s collapse.
25. Packers (No. 19; 1-2): Shareholders should consider a hostile takeover.
26. Panthers (No. 21; 1-2): We’re learning that winning the NFC South last season doesn’t mean much.
27. Cardinals (No. 24; 1-2): Reality set in quickly.
28. Jets (No. 28; 1-2): They’ll never be a contender until they can win the games they’re supposed to lose.
29. Chargers (No. 25; 0-3): Justin Herbert has replaced Joe Burrow as “the veteran QB most likely to change teams in 2027.”
30. Buccaneers (No. 26; 0-3): Raymond James Stadium could be Lambeau South when the Packers come to town on Sunday.
31. Titans (No. 29; 0-3): If Cam Ward is the real deal, he should really start showing it soon.
32. Dolphins (No. 31; 0-3): Stephen Ross won’t need to offer Jeff Hafley $100,000 for every game the team loses.