Legendary sportscaster and former actor Hulk Hogan drew cheers when he endorsed WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump for president, but he shocked voters and pundits on both sides of the aisle today by also endorsing Biden, albeit with unnaturally dark facial stubble.
During a surprise press conference at the White House, Hogan tore off his red Trump-Vance 2024 tank top to reveal a blue Biden-Harris 2020 block underneath, and a ridiculous combination of blond handlebar mustache and black beard.
Hogan, 70, stood next to 107-year-old President Joe Biden as he strummed a replica world championship belt like a guitar to Jimi Hendrix’s Voodoo Child over the loudspeaker.
“We’re taking over, bro,” Hogan yelled into the camera as Biden painted the word DEMS on the back of a toddler dressed as JD Vance while angry Republicans pelted the pair with plastic cups.
Biden himself has introduced a tough new look, wearing leather jackets and frequently twirling toothpicks in people’s faces, though it’s unclear whether Biden is aware he’s doing it.
Notably, Hogan seems to have helped unite a divided America, as voters on the left and right all agree that he is a heel.
